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CRL WORLD FINALS - PREVIEW DAY TWO
My English teacher in year 11, the great Mr George Rice, told me that I should never start a sentence with a conjunction. Sometimes you...
grampaivy
Dec 4, 20214 min read
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CRL WORLD FINALS - DAY 1 WRAP
Look at you sitting there, judging me. Go look in the mirror. WE ALL SAID LUCAS AND RUBEN WERE CERTAINTIES. You can't be judging me....
grampaivy
Dec 4, 20217 min read
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CRL WORLD FINALS 2021 - PREVIEW DAY ONE
"They're here" became an iconic movie line for fans of horror when creepily spoken by young Carol Anne in the film 'Poltergeist'. Why am...
grampaivy
Dec 3, 20217 min read
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COVID, Vaccines n Shit...
I'm going to take the time to write an extended piece on Covid and the vaccines because on my internet journey, I keep getting frustrated...
grampaivy
Jun 27, 20216 min read
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A CR RANT BY A STUPID OLD MAN FROM AUSTRALIA
I have to commence by giving credit where credit is due. Survival in the mobile gaming world is no easy gig. Thousands come and go each...
grampaivy
Apr 6, 202110 min read
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THE TOP 15 COMPETITIVE PROS.
Forget all the tier lists made by pros, this is the one everybody in the community waits for because of its history of great accuracy. ...
grampaivy
Nov 22, 20207 min read
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A REALITY CHECK FOR MYSELF.
Over the past 24 hours, events on Reddit, and subsequently Twitter, have made me ask myself the question, "What in the fuck are you...
grampaivy
Oct 22, 20205 min read
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FINE, I'LL FIX CLAN WARS
I think many people are missing the point when it comes to clan wars. They don't know why the concept actually sucks, yet they say it...
grampaivy
Oct 12, 20204 min read
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SO LONG, LIL' BUDDY
Lil' Gramps, aka, Luka, hit me up in clan chat today, "OMG, will you check your Twitter DMs, moron. I need to talk". I immediately...
grampaivy
Oct 5, 20203 min read
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CRL WEST WEEK 3 DAY 1 WRAP UP
No, I'm not drunk. No, I'm not blind. Well, not THAT blind. No, my 2006 photo editor is not broken. I deliberately placed my banner...
grampaivy
Oct 4, 20207 min read
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WHY BEING MAXED IN CLASH ROYALE SUCKS
So you're a 5k noob in CR who dreams about being maxed so you can truly show off your skills and finally begin enjoying the game. I hate...
grampaivy
Oct 3, 20204 min read
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GYL WEST- WEEK 2 DAY 2 WRAP UP
It was another exciting day of graveyard graveyard graveyard in Graveyard League. In the three matches played, there were 8 sets, 17...
grampaivy
Sep 29, 20206 min read
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WHY I HATE CRL PROS
Why do you hate CRL pros, Gramps? Easy... They're stupid. Allow me to explain. Lets begin this story a few weeks ago when rumours...
grampaivy
Sep 28, 20204 min read
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CRL WEST - WEEK 2 DAY 1 WRAP UP
It was a spectacular day of Clash Royale to begin the second week of this split, but for me the play was completely overshadowed by The...
grampaivy
Sep 27, 20207 min read
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CRL WEST - DAY TWO WRAP UP
After all the drama of the opening day of the season, day two passed us by quietly, like Lil' Gramps passing the biscuit box in my...
grampaivy
Sep 21, 20207 min read
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CRL WEST - DAY ONE WRAP UP
CRL West is back and isn't it fucking great! As a writer, I consider myself to be quite a wordsmith with an extensive vocabulary, but...
grampaivy
Sep 20, 20207 min read
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CRL WEST PREVIEW
Here we go again. Ten teams competing for four available spots at the world finals in China, covid permitting. The split earlier in the...
grampaivy
Sep 16, 20206 min read
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CLAN WARS 2 UPDATE DISCUSSION
The first issue I wish to address is a statement I keep hearing which I do not believe is accurate... "It took 2 years for this?" I'm...
grampaivy
Sep 1, 20203 min read
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GRAMPA GAMING MATCH REPORT #4
Our fixture vs AL Paradox turned out to be a bigger debacle than 2020 itself. It began on our side when Lil' Gramps tried to inform me...
grampaivy
Aug 19, 20203 min read
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GRAMPA GAMING MATCH REPORT, GAME #3
I decided to include a picture of myself in this match report to remind our upcoming opponents that not only am I the superior CR player,...
grampaivy
Aug 19, 20204 min read
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